Top 20 Technical jokes

The 1st of July is International Jokes day.

I have put together some of the best technical jokes around. I hope you enjoy it!

Digital Marketing Jokes

1. Why do digital marketing team members only shop at Whole Foods? – They have a lot of organic content
2. A local marketer started a new bakery but no one could get in. When customers asked how to open the door, the baker said: – You have to click on the banner to accept cookies.
3. Why couldn’t the marketer sell his baking equipment? – He had a leaky funnel
4. Why did the marketing professional get fired as a tap dancer? – She wanted to get paid per click
5. What does an SEO marketer order at a bar? – drink, drinks, liquor, beer, alcohol, booze, spirits…

Here are some links to our glossary if you don’t know what these terms are:

Cookies

leaky funnels

Pay per click

Computer Jokes

1. Person 1: Do you know how to use Outlook? Person 2: As a matter of fact, I Excel at it. Person 1: was that a Microsoft Office pun? Person 2: Word.
2. Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? – It lost its contacts
3. Whoever said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results has obviously never had to reboot a computer.
4. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? – I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.
5. Patient: Doctor, I need your help. I’m addicted to checking my Twitter! Doctor: I’m so sorry, I don’t follow.

Internet Jokes

1. You know you’re desperate for an answer when you look at the second page on Google.
2. You know it’s time for bed when you’ve run out of social media feeds to scroll through.
3.  Instagram and Chrome are going shopping: Instagram: “Aren’t you going to buy anything?” Chrome: “Nah, I’m a browser.”
4. What is Captain Hook’s least favorite social media? – Tick tock.
5. Facebook: “I know everything.” Google: “I control everything.” Internet: “without me both of you are useless.”

Finally some Classic Jokes

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? – Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. When do computers overheat? – When they need to vent.
3. What did the ocean say to the shore? – Nothing… it just waved.
4. An apple a day really can keep the doctor away… but only if you aim it well.
5. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? – He couldn’t see himself doing it.

 

We hope you enjoyed them!